When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety.

  • -- Steven Wright 史蒂文赖特

当我两岁的时候,我真的很焦虑,因为我的年龄在一年内翻了一番。我想,如果这种情况继续下去,到我六岁的时候,我就九十岁了。

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I always feel I can play a role - just give me the time to do the preparation and I'll be it.

我总是觉得我可以扮演一个角色——只要给我时间做准备,我就会成功。

Most people spend more time and energy going around problems than in trying to solve them.

大多数人花更多的时间和精力去解决问题,而不是试图解决问题。