Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.

  • -- Rita Rudner 丽塔拉德娜

有些人认为拥有丰满的胸部会让女人变得愚蠢。事实上,恰恰相反:女人的胸部越大,男人就越笨。

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Technology has advanced more in the last thirty years than in the previous two thousand. The exponential increase in advancement will only continue. Anthropological Commentary The opposite of a trivial truth is false; the opposite of a great truth is also true.

在过去的三十年里,技术的进步超过了前两千年。进步的指数增长只会继续下去。人类学的评论与琐碎事实相反的是错误的;伟大真理的反面也是正确的。

A man will treat a woman almost exactly the way he treats his own interior feminine. In fact, he hasn't the ability to see a woman, objectively speaking, until he has made some kind of peace with his interior woman.

男人对待女人的方式几乎和他对待自己内心女性的方式一样。事实上,客观地说,他没有能力看到一个女人,除非他和他内心的女人达成某种和平。

If you do this, you're going to have some heartaches from it. You're going to have people yelling at you or maybe screaming at you or criticizing you, but I think it's the best way to sell a superior chicken.

如果你这样做,你会因此而心痛。你可能会有人对你大喊大叫,或者对你大喊大叫,或者批评你,但我认为这是销售优质鸡肉的最佳方式。

I realize now that I was a feminist and the minute I heard the word I certainly knew it meant me, but at that time I don't think we had the label yet. But there's no doubt about it that I was born a feminist.

我现在意识到,我是一个女权主义者,当我听到这个词的时候,我就知道它的意思是我,但在那个时候,我认为我们还没有这个标签。但毫无疑问,我生来就是个女权主义者。

One person cooking at home cannot pay attention to too many things. If a woman makes three dishes, she will get nervous on the first, the second will suffer and the third will be a disaster.

一个人在家做饭不能注意太多的事情。如果一个女人做了三道菜,她会在第一道菜上感到紧张,第二道菜会受到影响,第三道菜会是一场灾难。

The opposite of a fact is falsehood, but the opposite of one profound truth may very well be another profound truth.

事实的对立面是谬误,但一个深刻真理的对立面很可能是另一个深刻真理。