Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.

  • -- Rita Rudner 丽塔拉德娜

有些人认为拥有丰满的胸部会让女人变得愚蠢。事实上,恰恰相反:女人的胸部越大,男人就越笨。

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When I left drama school, my fear was that I'd get pigeon holed into comic acting and I did so much to counter it that I got stuck in the opposite.

当我离开戏剧学校的时候,我的恐惧是我会陷入喜剧表演,我做了那么多来对抗它,我被困在相反的方向。

I think if you get asked to do this, then that's called doing your homework, and I try and do it.

我想如果你被要求做这个,那就叫做做作业,我试着去做。

The first symptom of love in a young man is shyness; the first symptom in a woman, it's boldness.

年轻人恋爱的第一个症状是害羞;女人的第一个症状是大胆。

I think it was this curiosity about the natural world which awoke my early interest in science.

我想正是这种对自然世界的好奇心唤醒了我对科学的早期兴趣。

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.

女人唯一真正成功地改变男人的时候是在他还是个婴儿的时候。

A great truth is a truth whose opposite is also a truth.

一个伟大的真理,它的对立面也是一个真理。