A man’s got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.

要写一本真正有趣的书，一个人必须接受很多惩罚。

A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.

男人该做的，男人该做的。

A man’s house is his castle.

人的家就是他的城堡。

A man’s mind will very generally refuse to make itself up until it be driven and compelled by emergency.

一个人的思想，除非受到紧急情况的驱使和强迫，一般是不会自己作出决定的。

A man’s spirit is free, but his pride binds him with chains of suffocation in a prison of his own insecurities.

人的心灵是自由的，但他的骄傲用窒息的锁链把他捆绑在自己不安全的监牢里。

A man’s thoughts can change his entire life;Whatever you cannot perceive, you cannot receive.

一个人的思想可以改变他的一生;你不能感知的，你就不能接受。

A map is not the territory.

地图不是领土。

A market is never saturated with a good product, but it is very quickly saturated with a bad one.

市场永远不会被好产品饱和，但坏产品很快就会饱和。

A marriage doesn't have to be perfect, but you can be perfect for each other.

婚姻不一定要完美，但你可以为彼此完美。

A married couple are well suited when both partners usually feel the need for a quarrel at the same time.

当夫妻双方通常同时感到有必要争吵时，他们是很合适的一对。

A married man is just a single man who couldn’t say no.

已婚男人就是一个不能说不的单身男人。

A married vicar is likely to regard his vocation as a job - a tough and ill-paid one, to be sure - but a priest is seen as a pillar of the community, answerable only to his parishioners and his God, rather than to a wife and children.

一个已婚的牧师很可能把他的职业看作是一份工作——当然，这份工作既艰苦又报酬微薄——但牧师被视为社区的支柱，只对他的教区居民和他的上帝负责，而不是对妻子和孩子负责。

A married woman has the same right to control her own body as does an unmarried woman.

已婚妇女和未婚妇女一样有权控制自己的身体。

A married woman is a slave whom one must put on a throne.

有夫之妇是奴仆，必须立他为王。

A mask of gold hides all deformities.

金面具能掩盖一切畸形。