If I'm in a slump, I ask myself for advice.

如果我陷入低谷，我会向自己寻求建议。

If anybody seeks your advice, offer right and sincere advice.

如果有人寻求你的建议，请提供正确和真诚的建议。

If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.

如果是不对的，就不要做;如果不是真的，就别说出来。

If it's free, it's advice; if you pay for it, it's counseling; if you can use either one, it's a miracle.

如果是免费的，那就是建议;如果你付钱，那就是心理咨询;如果你能使用其中任何一种，那将是一个奇迹。

If it's true that architecture is dominant, architecture restored to a cancer cell should make the cancer cell think it's normal.

如果结构真的是主导的，那么修复到癌细胞上的结构应该让癌细胞认为它是正常的。

If man's capacity for the fantastic took up as much of his imagination as his capacity for cruelty, the worlds, seen and unseen, might be very different.

如果人类对幻想的能力和对残酷的能力一样占据了他的想象空间，那么这个世界，无论是看得见的还是看不见的，都可能是非常不同的。

If someone gives you so-called good advice, do the opposite; you can be sure it will be the right thing nine out of ten times.

如果有人给你所谓的好建议，那就反其道而行之;你可以肯定它十有八九是正确的。

If the Almighty were to rebuild the world and asked me for advice, I would have English Channels round every country. And the atmosphere would be such that anything which attempted to fly would be set on fire.

如果万能的上帝要重建世界并向我寻求建议，我将在每个国家开设英语频道。大气层会是这样，任何试图飞起来的东西都会被点燃。

If wealth was the inevitable result of hard work and enterprise, every woman in Africa would be a millionaire.

如果财富是努力工作和创业的必然结果，那么非洲的每个女人都会成为百万富翁。

If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you always got, and you'll always feel what you always felt.

如果你总是做你一直做的事，你就会得到你一直得到的，你就会一直感受到你一直感受到的。

If you do the work you get rewarded. There are no shortcuts in life.

如果你做了工作，你就会得到回报。人生没有捷径。

If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two aspirin and Keep away from children.

如果你很紧张，头痛，就照阿司匹林瓶子上说的做:吃两片阿司匹林，远离儿童。

If you need medical advice, let these three things be your physicians; a cheerful mind, relaxation from business, and a moderate diet.

如果你需要医疗建议，让这三件事成为你的医生;心情愉快，从商中得到放松，饮食适度。

If you really care about starting a movement, have the courage to follow and show others how to follow. And when you find a lone nut doing something great, have the guts to be the first one to stand up and join in.

如果你真的很在乎发起一项运动，那就有勇气追随，并向他人展示如何追随。当你发现一个孤独的疯子在做一些伟大的事情，要有勇气成为第一个站出来加入的人。

If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and not have to know anything. Just say toxicology or marine biokinesis, and the person you're talking to will change the subject to himself. If this doesn't work, mention the neural synapses of embryonic pigeons.

如果你告诉别人你是一名大学生，人们会对你印象深刻。你可以成为任何领域的学生，而不需要知道任何东西。只要说“毒理学”或“海洋生物动力”，你的谈话对象就会转移话题。如果这不起作用，提到胚胎鸽子的神经突触。