When you see a palm tree, the palm tree has seen you.

当你看到一棵棕榈树时，棕榈树也看到了你。

When you see a rat running in a fire then what it's running away from is hotter than fire.

当你看到一只老鼠在火中奔跑时，它所逃离的比火还热。

When you see a turtle on top of a fence post, you know he had some help.

当你看到一只乌龟站在栅栏上，你就知道它得到了帮助。

When you wake up in the morning you see the other person's butt.

当你早上醒来时，你会看到别人的屁股。

When you're undressed then you're ready for anything.

当你脱掉衣服时，你就准备好做任何事情了。

When your friend gives your wife an expensive present, it's time to get suspicious.

当你的朋友送你妻子一件昂贵的礼物时，是时候怀疑了。

When your house is on fire you don't choose who to help you put out the fire.

当你的房子着火时，你不能选择谁来帮你灭火。

When your leg is sinking your whole body should fill it.

当你的腿下沉时，你的整个身体应该充满它。

When your neighbour is wrong you point a finger, but when you are wrong you hide.

当你的邻居错了，你会指出来;但当你错了，你会躲起来。

When your opponents are you're friends there must be problems ahead.

当你的对手是你的朋友时，前方一定会有问题。

Whenever lightening strikes, everyone runs to cover his or her own head.

每当闪电来袭，每个人都跑过去遮住自己的头。

Whenever something stands, another thing stands besides it.

无论什么时候有东西存在，在它之外就会有另一个东西存在。

Where God boils his yam that is exactly where the devil roasts his fish.

上帝煮山药的地方正是魔鬼烤鱼的地方。

Where comes a great man he doesn't come alone.

伟人从不孤单。

Where many are gathered, there is much to be said.

许多人聚集的地方，有许多话要说。