If you have four years to complete your college education, do it.

如果你有四年的时间完成你的大学教育，那就去做。

If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and not have to know anything. Just say toxicology or marine biokinesis, and the person you're talking to will change the subject to himself. If this doesn't work, mention the neural synapses of embryonic pigeons.

如果你告诉别人你是一名大学生，人们会对你印象深刻。你可以成为任何领域的学生，而不需要知道任何东西。只要说“毒理学”或“海洋生物动力”，你的谈话对象就会转移话题。如果这不起作用，提到胚胎鸽子的神经突触。

If you want to be a doctor, a lawyer you must go to college. But if you want to be a musician or such, study your craft. Study music.

如果你想成为一名医生，律师，你必须上大学。但如果你想成为一名音乐家或类似的人，学习你的手艺。学习音乐。

In college I had a weekend gig at a restaurant, a solo thing that was the best practice I could have ever had. That's where I learned to coordinate my singing and my piano playing.

在大学里，我周末在一家餐馆做了一场演出，这是我做过的最好的练习。在那里我学会了协调我的歌唱和钢琴演奏。

In college you have the license to do things you'll never do again, so have fun with it.

在大学里，你有资格做一些你永远不会再做的事情，所以尽情享受吧。

In college, I was a weather anchor for the local news. I would 'borrow' my forecast from The Weather Channel.

大学时，我是当地新闻的天气播报员。我会从天气频道“借用”我的天气预报。

In college, my big money memory was saving up to buy a car with my boyfriend, whom I lived with.

上大学的时候，我有个大的记忆，就是和我的男朋友一起攒钱买车，我和他住在一起。

In high school, a teacher once suggested that I be a math major in college. I thought, 'Me? You've got to be joking!' I mean, in junior high, I used to come home and cry because I was so afraid of my math homework. Seriously, I was terrified of math.

高中时，一位老师曾经建议我在大学里学数学。我想,‘我吗?你在开玩笑吧!“我是说，在初中的时候，我常常回家哭，因为我很害怕数学作业。说真的，我害怕数学。

In the world today, a young lady who does not have a college education just is not educated.

在今天的世界上，没有受过大学教育的年轻女士就是没有受过教育。

It is not my wish to lounge about the college and fatten on a fellowship all my days. I am always trying to look upon a college life as a medium not an end.

我不愿整天在大学里闲荡，靠奖学金发福。我总是试图把大学生活看作一种媒介，而不是终点。

It is not so important to be serious as it is to be serious about the important things. The monkey wears an expression of seriousness which would do credit to any college student, but the monkey is serious because he itches.

认真对待重要的事情比认真对待重要的事情更重要。猴子脸上带着严肃的表情，这对任何大学生来说都是一种荣誉，但是猴子很严肃，因为他发痒。

It's a hard process to navigate... to figure out where your kid ought to go to college.

这是一个很难驾驭的过程……去弄清楚你的孩子应该去哪里上大学。

Kanye told you college sucks so you should drop out, out but me, Im just going to finish to make my parents proud, proud.

坎耶告诉过你大学很烂，所以你应该退学，但是我，我要完成学业，让我父母感到骄傲，骄傲。

Life is the most exciting opportunity we have. But we have one shot. You graduate from college once, and that's it. You're going out of that nest. And you have to find that courage that's deep, deep, deep in there. Every step of the way.

生活是我们拥有的最令人兴奋的机会。但我们只有一次机会。你大学毕业一次，仅此而已。你要离开那个窝。你必须找到那种勇气，那是深深的，深深的，深深的。每一步。

Most of my friends from college became dental hygienists or went into retail, a lot went into sales. They all started getting married and having kids and buying homes and I was still living like a college student.

我大学时的大多数朋友都成为了牙科保健师或者进入了零售业，很多人进入了销售行业。他们都结婚了，有了孩子，买了房子，而我仍然过着大学生的生活。