Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

任何一个能在亲吻漂亮女孩的同时安全驾驶的男人都没有给予这个吻应有的关注。

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

任何一个去看精神科医生的人都应该检查他的头部。

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

任何说自己能看透女人的人都错过了很多。

Anything you cannot relinquish when it has outlived its usefulness possesses you, and in this materialistic age a great many of us are possessed by our possessions.

当你不能放弃的东西失去了它的用处时，它就占有了你。在这个物欲横流的时代，我们许多人都被自己的财产所占有。

Artists are the serfs of a leisure society.

艺术家是休闲社会的奴隶。

As I get older, I just prefer to knit.

随着年龄的增长，我更喜欢编织。

As I get older, all sorts of things become less funny. Once one has children, any cruelty involving children becomes far less amusing than when one was at the mercy of one's friends' and relatives' children.

随着年龄的增长，所有的事情都变得不那么有趣了。一旦一个人有了孩子，任何涉及孩子的残忍行为都会变得远不如一个人任由朋友和亲戚的孩子摆布时那么有趣。

As I give thought to the matter, I find four causes for the apparent misery of old age; first it withdraws us from active accomplishments; second, it renders the body less powerful; third, it deprives us of almost all forms of enjoyment; fourth, it

当我思考这个问题的时候，我发现了导致老年明显痛苦的四个原因;首先，它使我们无法取得积极的成就;第二，它降低了身体的力量;第三，它剥夺了我们几乎所有形式的享受;第四,它

As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by "survival of the fittest."

通过回顾我的过去，我发现，我从一个孩子开始。巧合的是，我弟弟也是。可以说，我母亲并没有把所有的鸡蛋放在一个篮子里:她给了我一个名叫拉塞尔的弟弟，他教会了我什么是“适者生存”。

As a lover, I'm about as impressive as a magician on the radio.

作为一个爱人，我就像电台里的魔术师一样令人印象深刻。

As a rock star, I have two instincts, I want to have fun, and I want to change the world. I have a chance to do both.

作为一个摇滚明星，我有两种本能，我想要快乐，我想要改变世界。我有机会做这两件事。

As funny as it be by you, it not that complex. Seein' is believin' so you better change your specs.

虽然你觉得很有趣，但其实并没有那么复杂。看到“相信”，所以你最好改变你的眼镜。

As in this body, there are for the embodied one childhood, youth, old age, even so is there the taking on of another body.

就像在这个身体里一样，有一个童年、青年、老年，甚至还有另一个身体。

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

只要一个女人看上去比她自己的女儿年轻十岁，她就心满意足了。

As long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have its fascination. When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be popular.

只要战争被认为是邪恶的，它就永远有它的魅力。当它被视为庸俗时，它就不再受欢迎了。