Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.

孩子比我们任何人都聪明。知道我怎么知道的吗?我不认识一个有全职工作和孩子的孩子。

Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.

文明对我来说有太多的规则，所以我尽我最大的努力重写它们。

Clichés aren’t all truisms, but altruism is both.

陈词滥调并不都是老生常谈，但利他主义是两者兼而有之。

Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.

大学就像养老院，除了更多的人死于大学。

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

喜剧只是严肃的一种有趣的方式。

Computers will never take the place of books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.

电脑永远不会取代书籍。你不能站在软盘上去够高架子。

Congratulate yourselves if you have done something strange and extravagant and broken the monotony of a decorous age.

如果你做了一些奇怪而奢侈的事情，打破了高雅时代的单调，那么恭喜你自己吧。

Consider the postage stamp, my son. It secures success through its ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

想想邮票吧，我的孩子。它通过坚持一件事直到成功的能力来确保成功。

Consider what you have in the smallest chosen library: a company of the wisest and wittiest men that could be picked out of all civil countries in a thousand years.... The thought which they did not uncover to their bosom friend is here written out in transparent words to us, the strangers of another age.

想想看，在你所选择的最小的图书馆里，有一群最聪明、最机智的人，他们在一千年后可以从所有文明国家中选出来……他们没有向他们的知心朋友揭示的思想，在这里用透明的文字向我们——另一个时代的陌生人——写了出来。

Contemplation becomes amoral with the decline of the middle class, but right thinking is restored once again with it's abolishment.

随着中产阶级的衰落，沉思变得不道德，但随着它的废除，正确的思维又重新恢复了。

Creativity is intelligence having fun.

创造力是拥有乐趣的智慧。

Crystal ball and candle light, I want your dance tonight. Show me the power of love as we stand together in the middle of the night.

水晶球和烛光，我想要你今晚的舞会。让我看看爱的力量，当我们一起站在午夜。

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

培养你的曲线——它们可能是危险的，但不会被避免。

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

好奇心害死猫，但有一段时间我还是个嫌疑犯。

Dear Literary World, Sorry for breaking down your door...I'll pay for that!!! Since I'm here and planning to stay a while, let me tell you some stories!!

亲爱的文学世界，抱歉打破了你的门…我会为此付出代价的!!既然我来了，打算在这里多呆一会儿，那就让我给你们讲几个故事吧!