Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.

时尚带来的危害大于革命。

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

很少有女性承认自己的年龄。很少有人做他们的事。

Filth and old age, I'm sure you will agree, are powerful wardens upon chastity.

污秽和年老，我相信你会同意的，是贞操的强有力的看守。

Finding the book was like kissing a lightning bolt.

找到这本书就像碰到了一道闪电。

First dates are like homeless vagrants: despite all efforts to avoid them, they’re always at McDonalds and you end up without any spare change

第一次约会就像无家可归的流浪者:尽管你竭尽全力避免他们，但他们总是在麦当劳，你最终没有多余的零钱

First women subtract from their age, then they divide it, and then they extract its square root.

首先女性从她们的年龄中减去，然后除以，然后再取平方根。

First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.

首先你忘记了名字，然后你忘记了面孔，然后你忘记拉上拉链，然后你忘记拉下拉链。

For age and want save while you may, No morning sun lasts a whole day.

对于年老和匮乏，要及时储蓄，朝阳难照一整天。

For age is opportunity no less than youth itself, though in another dress, and as the evening twilight fades away, the sky is filled with stars, invisible by day.

因为年龄和青春本身一样，都是机会，只不过是换了一件衣服罢了。随着暮色的消逝，天空布满了星星，白天是看不见的。

For each age is a dream that is dying, Or one that is coming to birth.

因为每一个时代都是一个即将死去的梦想，或者一个即将诞生的梦想。

For every age is fed on illusions, lest men should renounce life early, and the human race come to an end.

因为每一个时代都以幻想为食，惟恐人们过早地放弃生命，人类就会走向灭亡。

For the unlearned, old age is winter; for the learned it is the season of the harvest.

对无学问的人来说，老年是冬天;对有学问的人来说，这是收获的季节。

For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.

人死后的三天里，头发和指甲继续生长，但打电话的次数逐渐减少。

For your information, I would like to ask a question.

我想问个问题，供你参考。

For, Heaven be thank'd, we live in such an age, when no man dies for love, but on the stage.

感谢上帝，我们生活在这样一个时代，没有人为爱而死，只有在舞台上。