Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting.

宽恕是一件有趣的事情。它温暖心脏，冷却刺痛。

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

飞盘主义是一种信仰，当你死后，你的灵魂会爬上屋顶，然后被卡住。

Funny how i have a better conversation in my head with myself than i do with most people.

有趣的是，我在脑海中对自己的对话比对大多数人都要好。

Funny how the world is full of nice and handsome guys. Yet you still stand out in my eyes.

有趣的是，世界上到处都是又好又帅的男人。但在我眼里，你依然很突出。

Funny is an attitude.

幽默是一种态度。

Funny is funny is funny.

有趣的是有趣的是有趣的。

Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.

有趣只是别人知道你的一些事情——你自己不可能有趣。

Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons.

电影里有趣的事情发生在你身上都是出于愚蠢的原因。

Funny you're the broken one but I'm the only one who needed saving,

有趣的是你是那个破碎的人但我是唯一需要拯救的人

Funny, how moms can tell you what to do no matter how old or big you are.

有趣的是，不管你多大、多大，妈妈都能告诉你该做什么。

Genius has no youth, but starts with the ripeness of age and old experience.

天才没有青春，只有从成熟的年龄和老的经验开始。

Genius is present in every age, but the men carrying it within them remain benumbed unless extraordinary events occur to heat up and melt the mass so that it flows forth.

天才存在于每一个时代，但是，如果不发生特别的事件来加热和融化物质，使其流出来，那么，那些把它带在心里的人就仍然是麻木不仁的。

Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.

女孩就像钢琴。当他们不正直的时候，他们是伟大的。

Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and you get rid of him all weekend.

给人一条鱼，他就能吃上一天。教他钓鱼，你整个周末都可以摆脱他。

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

给我高尔夫球杆，新鲜的空气和一个漂亮的搭档，你可以保留球杆和新鲜的空气。