Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.

看电视就像给你的第三只眼睛涂上黑色喷漆。

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.

看着你的女儿被她的约会对象接走，感觉就像把一百万美元的斯特拉迪瓦里交给一只大猩猩。

We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.

我们都是用死亡来换取生命，所以在这两者之间的一切都应该是免费的。

We are all geniuses up to the age of ten.

我们都是十岁以下的天才。

We are not limited by our old age; we are liberated by it.

我们不受年龄的限制;我们被它解放了。

We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.

我们已经为任何可能发生或不可能发生的意外事件做好了准备。

We are the children of a technological age. We have found streamlined ways of doing much of our routine work. Printing is no longer the only way of reproducing books. Reading them, however, has not changed...

我们是科技时代的孩子。我们已经找到了简化日常工作的方法。印刷不再是复制书籍的唯一方式。然而，阅读它们并没有改变……

We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.

我们是我们自己创造性进化的推动者。

We definitely have our finger on the pulse. You have to keep up. We decide what to watch by what's funny.

我们绝对能把握住脉搏。你必须跟上。我们根据有趣的节目来决定看什么。

We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

我们没有投入足够的科学研究来寻找治疗混蛋的方法。

We grow old more through indolence, than through age.

我们变老更多的是由于懒惰，而不是年龄。

We have allowed the system to be so corrupted that many want justice to be "empathetic," not blind.

我们允许这个体系如此腐败，以至于许多人希望正义是“有同理心的”，而不是盲目的。

We have always had gross humor. But we try for funny, not gross.

我们总是有粗俗的幽默。但我们试着搞笑，而不是恶心。

We have entered an age in which education is not just a luxury permitting some men an advantage over others. It has become a necessity without which a person is defenseless in this complex, industrialized society.

我们已经进入了这样一个时代:教育不仅仅是一种奢侈品，它使一些人比其他人更有优势。在这个复杂的工业化社会里，没有它，一个人就没有了防御能力。

We live in a funny time. If you don't go corporate, you can't compete. You're relegated as irrelevant. People used to admire that.

我们生活在一个有趣的时代。如果你不去企业，你就无法竞争。你被贬为无关紧要的人。人们过去很欣赏这一点。