Well, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you. When you think everything's okay and everything's going right. And life has a funny way of helping you out when. You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up. In your face.
生活总是以一种有趣的方式悄悄接近你。当你认为一切都很好，一切都很好。生活总是以一种有趣的方式帮助你。你认为一切都错了，一切都爆炸了。在你的脸。
What I actually want to call you is a hell of a lot more unprintable than your name.
我真正想叫你的是比你的名字更不可打印的东西。
What Youth deemed crystal, Age finds out was dew.
青春认为是水晶，岁月却发现是露水。
What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor.
如果我们都有同样的幽默感，这将是一个多么奇怪的世界。
What could be more beautiful than a dear old lady growing wise with age? Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it.
有什么能比一位随着年龄增长而变得聪明的亲爱的老太太更美丽呢?只要你活在其中，每个时代都是迷人的。
What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.
喜剧是什么?喜剧是一种让人笑而不吐的艺术。
What is wedlock forced but a hell, an age of discord and continual strife? Whereas the contrary bringeth bliss and is a pattern of celestial peace.
婚姻除了地狱、纷争不断的年代，还有什么是被迫的呢?反之，却能带来福气，是一种天赐的平安。
What makes old age hard to bear is not the failing of one's faculties, mental and physical, but the burden of one's memories.
使人难以忍受老年之苦的不是一个人智力和身体的衰退，而是一个人记忆的负担。
What though youth gave love and roses, Age still leaves us friends and wine.
虽然青春给了我们爱情和玫瑰，但岁月给我们留下了朋友和美酒。
What was really funny is that as I got older all those guys who called me a sissy in junior high school wanted me to be their best friend because they wanted to meet all the girls that I knew in figure skating.
真正有趣的是，当我长大了，所有那些在初中叫我娘娘腔的家伙都想让我成为他们最好的朋友，因为他们想认识所有我认识的花样滑冰女孩。
What's big, thick, makes the earth move, and wants to have its way with you?" "I don't know, but can you introduce me?
什么东西又大又厚，能使地球运动，还想随你的便?”“我不知道，你能给我介绍一下吗?”
Whatever a man's age, he can reduce it several years by putting a bright-colored flower in his button-hole.
无论一个男人的年龄是多少，他都可以通过在纽扣孔里放一朵鲜艳的花来减少几年的寿命。
Whatever good there is in small boys is usually based upon their admiration for girls of their own age.
无论小男孩有什么优点，通常都是基于他们对同龄女孩的崇拜。
Whatever you do, in the privacy of your own rain shower, is your own business.
无论你做什么，在你自己的私人淋浴，是你自己的事。
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
不管你长得什么样，嫁给一个和你年龄相仿的男人。你的美貌会随着年龄的增长而褪去，他的视力也会随着年龄的增长而衰退。