Why had his mother gone to the trouble of bringing him into the world if the most exciting moment in his life was having been made lame by a bayonet?

如果他一生中最激动人心的时刻是被刺刀弄瘸了腿，为什么他的母亲还要费心把他带到这个世界上呢?

Why would I go looking for someone I know wants to kill me?

我为什么要去找一个想杀我的人?

Will you quit shouting and let me bleed in peace!

你能不能停止叫喊，让我安静地流血!

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.

智慧并不一定随着年龄的增长而增长。有时候，年龄会自己出现。

With sin comes fatigue. With repentance comes temptation. With beatification comes ugliness.

罪使人疲乏。后悔带来诱惑。随着赐福而来的是丑陋。

Without hurting anybody, we all tend to laugh at others' discomfort. When someone slips on a banana skin and falls it's funny.

在不伤害任何人的情况下，我们都倾向于嘲笑他人的不适。当有人踩到香蕉皮滑倒了，这很有趣。

Witnesses in my dream can place me in my bed, asleep, at the time of the murder.

凶杀案发生时，我梦里的目击者可以把我放在床上，让我睡着。

Woman, I could drown in your love, but I’d much rather be strangled. More passionate, don’t you agree?

女人，我可以被你的爱淹没，但我宁愿被你勒死。更有激情，你不同意吗?

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

女人也许能假装高潮。但是男人可以假装一段完整的关系。

Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to.

女性牧师。太好了,太好了。现在我不听男女神父的。

Writers fish for the right words like fishermen fish for, um, whatever those aquatic creatures with fins and gills are called.

作家们像渔夫一样寻找合适的词，嗯，不管那些有鳍和鳃的水生生物叫什么。

Yeah, but you need an experienced radio veteran who is a liberal advocate. And there just hadn't been any radio that did that. And so they weren't trained - they had developed all these bad habits of being objective and balanced and stuff like that.

是的，但是你需要一个经验丰富的电台老手，一个自由主义的拥护者。当时没有任何一台收音机能做到这一点。所以他们没有受过训练——他们养成了所有这些客观、平衡的坏习惯，诸如此类。

Yeah, we shot ourselves in the foot right out of the gate. The guy who ran it at first misled pretty much everybody about how much capital we had. He said we had enough to go three years without making money, and we had enough to go three weeks.

是啊，我们一出校门就搬起石头砸了自己的脚。一开始经营这家公司的人在我们有多少资本的问题上误导了几乎所有人。他说我们有足够的钱过三年不赚钱的日子，也有足够的钱过三个星期。

Yes, I am a pilot. I am a flight instructor and a commercial pilot.

是的，我是一名飞行员。我是一名飞行教练和商业飞行员。

Yes, time flies. And where did it leave you? Old too soon...smart too late.

是的,时间过得真快。它把你带到哪里去了?老太快…聪明的太迟。