You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world!

你是世界上最傻的人!

You can construct the character of a man and his age not only from what he does and says, but from what he fails to say and do.

你不仅可以从一个人的言行举止，还可以从他没有说过的话和做过的事来塑造他的性格和年龄。

You can go to a play that is enjoyable because it's funny, and then on the next night you can go to a play that's enjoyable because it's 'disturbing.'

你可以去看一个有趣的戏剧，因为它很有趣，然后第二天晚上你可以去看一个有趣的戏剧，因为它“令人不安”。

You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.

你不能让每个人都笑。你要做你认为有趣的事。对每个人都要粗暴。

You can't put a price tag on human life. But if you could, I'd demand coupons for clones.

你不能给人类的生命贴上价格标签。如果可以的话，我想要克隆人的优惠券。

You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.

你不能给爱贴上价格标签。但如果可以的话，我会等着它上市。

You could sit on a brick right now, or you could use that brick to start building your future. Here, let me get you a cushion so you’ll be more comfortable.

你可以现在坐在一块砖上，也可以用那块砖开始建造你的未来。来，我给你拿个靠垫，这样你会舒服些。

You couldn't be romantic if your life depended on it." "You know what's lucky? Most bad guys don't ask you to be romantic on command, so that probably won't matter.

如果你的生活依赖于它，你就不可能浪漫。”“你知道什么是幸运吗?”大多数坏人不会让你随心所欲地浪漫，所以这可能并不重要。

You couldn't get hold of the things you'd done and turn them right again. Such a power might be given to the gods, but it was not given to women and men, and that was probably a good thing. Had it been otherwise, people would probably die of old age still trying to rewrite their teens.

你无法抓住你做过的事情，然后再把它们改正过来。这样的权力可能属于神，但却不属于女人和男人，这可能是件好事。如果不是这样，人们可能会死于仍然试图重写他们的青少年。

You don't know a women till you've met her in court.

只有在法庭上见过一个女人，你才会了解她。

You gotta be careful: don't say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.

你要小心:任何时候任何时候都不要对任何人说“没事”。

You gotta keep the funny intact.

你要保持幽默。

You have to lift a person up before you can really put them in their place.

你必须先把一个人扶起来，然后才能真正把他们放在他们该放的地方。

You just tell me when and where, and not only will I not be there, but I’ll also be late.

你只要告诉我时间和地点，我不仅不会去那里，而且还会迟到。

You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any.

你认识的人中，只有你能确定正确的抚养孩子的方法吗?那些从来没有吃过的人。