I'd had the quintessential liberal arts experience, and I came out of college not having a clue of what to do.

我有过一段典型的文科经历，但我大学毕业时却不知道该做什么。

I'd like to believe an accumulation of experience has made me a sort of a grown-up person, so I can have judgment and taste and whatever.

我愿意相信经验的积累使我成为了一个成年人，所以我可以有判断力，有品味等等。

I'll tell you what colonial experience is.

我来告诉你什么是殖民经历。

I'm always hoping for the nights that are inspired where you almost have an out of body experience.

我总是希望那些夜晚能给你灵感，让你有一种身外的体验。

I'm an ambassador for the Make-A-Wish Foundation, and one of the children, his wish was to go to the Emmys, so he's going to be my date, along with my husband, and my dad and his girlfriend. So we're going to have a really fun night and it's going to be really exciting. I'm really excited for him to experience that.

我是许愿基金会的大使，其中一个孩子，他的愿望是去艾美奖，所以他将成为我的约会对象，和我的丈夫，我的爸爸和他的女朋友。所以我们将度过一个非常有趣的夜晚，这将是非常令人兴奋的。他能有这样的经历，我真的很兴奋。

I'm interested in authentic experience and the essence of that creative place, and where those myths begin and where they become real on any level.

我感兴趣的是真实的体验和创意的本质，以及这些神话的起源，以及它们在任何层面上成为现实的地方。

I'm just going to embrace every experience.

我要拥抱每一次经历。

I'm more interested in the meaning of funerals and the mourning that people do. It's not a retail experience. It's an existential one.

我对葬礼和人们的哀悼更感兴趣。这不是零售体验。这是一个存在主义的问题。

I'm not a guy that believes you've got to have a lot of experience to have success in the playoffs.

我不相信你必须有很多经验才能在季后赛取得成功。

I'm not altogether certain that a fundamentalism of necessity has to argue that it is the only reading of the human experience in order to stay alive.

我并不完全确定，必要的原教旨主义必须辩称，这是为了生存下去而对人类经历的唯一解读。

I'm not particularly precious about the theatrical experience any more.

我不再特别珍惜戏剧的经历。

I'm really more prolific than most stand-ups. My act changes. I do fold in new experiences, new observations, whatever you want to call it.

我真的比大多数单口喜剧演员更多产。我的行为变化。我确实融入了新的体验，新的观察，不管你怎么称呼它。

I'm trying to buy a house and set some sense of roots because otherwise you're constantly chasing one job after another, and you look back and you've had all these very extraordinary experiences with extraordinary people, but there's not a line of continuity to it.

我想买一栋房子，让自己有一些归属感，否则你就会不停地追求一份又一份工作，当你回首往事时，你会发现你和不同寻常的人有过不同寻常的经历，但却没有一条连贯的主线。

I'm very lucky, I'm happy with life because my experiences led me to do what I had to do. I don't have any regrets whatsoever.

我很幸运，我对生活很满意，因为我的经历让我做了我必须做的事情。我没有任何遗憾。

I'm young and I have a lot of experience and I learn quickly.

我很年轻，我有很多经验，我学得很快。