Never let other people bring you down let Jesus be the one who brings you down, because he knows what he is doing.

不要让别人把你打倒让耶稣把你打倒，因为他知道他在做什么。

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what's right.

永远不要让你的道德感阻止你做正确的事情。

Never memorize something that you can look up.

永远不要记住你能查到的东西。

Never postpone until tomorrow what you can postpone until the day after.

能推迟到后天的事不要拖到明天。

Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain.

如果你看不见大脑在哪里，就不要相信任何能独立思考的东西。

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

在任何情况下都不要同时服用安眠药和泻药。

Never underestimate the allure of the Goodwill.

永远不要低估善意的魅力。

Never underestimate your dumbness!!

永远不要低估你的沉默!!

Never wear a top hat and tails and bring a saw to a funeral.

不要戴礼帽，不要穿燕尾服，也不要带锯子去参加葬礼。

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

在任何情况下都不要同时服用安眠药和泻药。

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.

除夕之夜，在那里，老朋友被遗忘。当然，除非这些测试结果呈阳性。

Newspaper people, once celebrated as founts of ribald humor and uncouth fun, have of late lost all their gaiety, and small wonder.

曾经被誉为粗俗幽默和粗俗乐趣源泉的报人，近来已失去了所有的欢乐，这不足为奇。

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

下次我见到你时，提醒我不要和你说话。

No good deed goes unpunished.

任何善行都会受到惩罚。

No humorist is under any obligation to provide answers and probably if you were to delve into the literary history of humour it's probably all about not providing answers because the humorist essentially says: this is the way things are.

没有一个幽默家有义务提供答案如果你要深入研究幽默的文学史很可能就是不提供答案因为幽默家本质上说:事情就是这样。