Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.

任何傻瓜都能批评、谴责和抱怨——而大多数傻瓜都是这样做的。

Any lustful fool can love a million women, but only a real man can love one woman cloned a million times.

任何一个好色的傻瓜都可以爱一百万个女人，但只有真正的男人可以爱一个克隆了一百万次的女人。

Anybody who has survived his childhood has enough information about life to last him the rest of his days.

任何一个从童年时代幸存下来的人都有足够的信息来支撑他的余生。

Anybody who says they are a good liar obviously is not, because any legitimately savvy liar would always insist they're honest about everything.

任何说自己擅长撒谎的人显然都不是，因为任何一个真正精明的骗子都会坚持说自己对所有事情都是诚实的。

As I get older, my sense of humor is my biggest asset.

随着年龄的增长，我的幽默感是我最大的财富。

As I grow older, I regret to say that a detestable habit of thinking seems to be getting a hold of me.

随着年龄的增长，我很遗憾地说，一种令人讨厌的思考习惯似乎占据了我的思想。

Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch.

不要问你能为国家做些什么。问午餐吃什么。

Ask us no questions and we’ll tell you no lies.

不问我们，我们就不说谎。

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.

态度是一件小事，却能带来很大的不同。

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

阅读健康书籍时要小心。你可能死于印刷错误。

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.

美存在于观者的眼中，有时可能有必要给一个愚蠢或被误导的观者一个黑色的眼睛。

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.

美貌只是肤浅的，丑陋却能深入骨髓。

Because you can't argue with all the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they're not paying attention.

因为你不能和世界上所有的傻瓜争论。让他们为所欲为，然后在他们不注意的时候欺骗他们，这样更容易。

Before I speak, I have something important to say.

在我发言之前，我有一些重要的事情要说。

Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop.

从头开始，一直到最后;然后停止。