This is the fast lane, folks...and some of us like it here.

这是快车道，伙计们…我们有些人喜欢这里。

This isn't life in the fast lane, it's life in the oncoming traffic.

这不是生活在快车道上，而是生活在迎面而来的车流中。

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

这就是我的原则，如果你不喜欢……嗯，我还有其他的。

Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it in summer school.

忘记历史的人注定要在暑期学校重蹈覆辙。

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.

通过幽默，你可以减轻生活中一些最糟糕的打击。一旦你找到了笑声，不管你的处境有多痛苦，你都能挺过去。

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

时间是一种幻觉。午餐时间加倍。

Time waits for no ovary.

时间不等卵巢。

To achieve great things, two things are needed; a plan, and not quite enough time.

要取得伟大的成就，需要两件事;一个计划，没有足够的时间。

To call that writing, madam, is an insult to quills and ink across the world.

夫人，把这叫做写作，是对全世界羽毛笔和墨水的侮辱。

To keep up appearances, I stomp my room and slam the door.

为了装模作样，我跺着我的房间，砰地一声关上门。

To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong admit it; Whenever you're right shut up.

为了让你们的婚姻美满， 爱在杯中， 无论什么时候你错了，都要承认; 只要你是对的，就闭嘴。

To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.

失去双亲之一可能被视为一种不幸;两者都失去看起来像是粗心大意。

To love is easy, to be in a relationship is extremely difficult.

爱是容易的，谈恋爱是极其困难的。

To love someone as much as you love yourself, that is the ideal. Especially if that someone is your clone.

像爱自己一样爱别人，这是最理想的。尤其是如果那个人是你的克隆。

To maximize love, I try to emulate an omelet. And I’m not just saying that to sound romantic.

为了让爱最大化，我试着模仿煎蛋卷。我这么说不仅仅是为了听起来浪漫。