A wedding is such a girl thing.

婚礼是女孩子的事。

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.

女人在买结婚礼服之前很少征求意见。

A young bride is like a plucked flower; but a guilty wife is like a flower that had been walked over.

年轻的新娘就像摘下的花朵;但是一个有罪的妻子就像一朵被践踏过的花。

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

男人都会犯错，但结了婚的男人会更快发现。

Almost no one is foolish enough to imagine that he automatically deserves great success in any field of activity; yet almost everyone believes that he automatically deserves success in marriage.

几乎没有人愚蠢到认为自己在任何领域都理所当然地应该获得巨大成功;然而，几乎所有人都认为，他理所当然地应该在婚姻中获得成功。

An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it from getting boring... I ought to know.

偶尔有外遇对婚姻是有好处的。它增加了情趣，防止它变得无聊……我应该知道。

Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.

任何一个聪明的女人，只要读了婚姻契约，然后付诸行动，她就应该承担所有的后果。

At my age, no one is married, no one has kids, no one has a career.

在我这个年纪，没有人结婚，没有人有孩子，没有人有事业。

Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.

单身汉有良心，已婚男人有妻子。

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.

单身汉比已婚男人更了解女人;如果他们不这样做，他们也会结婚。

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

基本上我的妻子是不成熟的。我在家里洗澡，她进来把我的船弄沉。

Beat your wife on the wedding day, and your married life will be happy.

在结婚那天打你老婆，你的婚姻生活会很幸福。

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.

离婚就像被麦克的卡车撞了一样。如果你经历了这一切，你就会开始非常仔细地观察左右两边。

Being married gives one one's position like nothing else can.

结婚给人的地位是其他任何事情都无法给予的。

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.

新娘:一个有着美好幸福前景的女人。